Weird Christmas Gift Ideas
We received a catalogue in our mailbox recently that had me scratching my head and laughing at the same time.
I mean, who buys this stuff????
A Nose Shower Gel Dispenser? Complete with green gel!!!! Ewwww……
After Dinner Arguments - because divorce rates are so healthy we all need a little “kick along” to end our marriages???? I mean, who needs help in the argument department??? Sounds like fun…NOT!!! 
Apparently “Best served after all throwable objects have been removed from the table….”
Or buy this for your wife (and you’ll not NEED the above game!!!!):
Perhaps you could buy her this as well (although you’d also have to read AND apply for it to work…):
I wouldn’t buy it for your husband though. Might not go down too well.
And what’s the go with this????
Is nobody spontaneous anymore????
Here’s a hint fellas, try vacuuming the floor and see what happens. You aint gonna need no date planner. There’s nothing more sexy than a guy cleaning, believe me!!!! 
Okay, this one actually is kinda funny…
As long as you give it to somebody that doesn’t live with you!!!
The nuclear doorbell. It carry’s on with sirens and all sorts when you ring the doorbell.
But this one is nasty!!!
Merry Christmas, here’s a chocolate bar you can’t actually EAT!!!
It’s a chocolate bar mouse.
Way to tease a girl!!!
Well, someone obviously buys this stuff or why would they make it?
So tell me, what’s the weirdest Christmas gift you’ve ever received?
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I’m obviously not getting the right kind of junk mail at my place. This stuff is awesome!!
I’m not sure about awesome but it’s definitely good for a laugh!!!
Nothing really weird pops to mind, but one year my mum came to visit when our third child was 4 months old, the next christmas she sent me a booklet (not even a proper book) titled how to raise your children. Umm, thanks mum?
I tossed it.
My junk mail is mostly boring…
An optical fibre flower arrangement in a little plastic case to keep the dust off… think they got 2 for the price of 1!!
I know i am a hard person to buy for… but i would have prefered nothing!!
LOL!!!
Tragically, when I saw the sex life planner, I thought “oooh that’s a good idea”
I am so sad!
But hey, it’s been a while… Two kids, one of whom didn’t start sleeping through the night most of the time until he was well more than two (and who am I kidding… still wakes up at least once a week now!) a bloke who’s on nightshift and me working full time. Given the choice between a quickie and sleeping…
ha ha - I never got it, but saw advertised once a battery-operated wind-chime - with real sounding chimes!!
I MUST HAVE THIS CATALOGUE!
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I wouldnt mind the mouse ….gag gifts are funny to laugh at but if I got one I be peeved.