Smiley Saturday - Are You Bored With Your Name?
I’m using another one of those “forwarded emails” for Smiley Saturday this week. The part of the message that really stood out to me was this:
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
What a sobering thought. Somewhere between childhood and adulthood we “forget” to laugh an average of 142 times a day!!!
So my challenge to all of us today/this weekend, is to find 142 things that make us laugh. To start you all off, here is the rest of the email I was sent:
The following is excerpted from a children’s book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names…
So:
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
I = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = lickin
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush’s new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Mine doesn’t actually turn out as funny as some but anyway, here it is:
cheesey dippindunkin
I still doubt I could introduce myself many times without cracking a smile!!!!
If I use “Lightening” in place of my first name I get
dumbo dippindunkin
Make sure you share your new name in the comments section so we can all have a giggle. And share what you’re going to do today to add some extra laughs to your life. 
If you’ve not participated in Smiley Saturday before, you can find more details on the Smiley Saturday page.
Happy Smiley Saturday everyone!!!
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Mine came out as Dumbo Battybreath
Crusty Dippinfanny here, how you going…..:) Thats another smile for me today anyhoo.
Thanks for the distraction So I become Zippy Wafflehump
This is great going to take this with me to distract nephew in wwet Sydney on Monday
I can think of lots of variations
This is funny. Especially my no–meaning name: Dorky Dippin’ doodle. Huh?
Thanks for the fun!
Crusty Chickentush here
Very funny. Thanks for the smiles
I have a hyphen so I become
Cheesey Dippinchunks-Monkeylips!
Ahahahaha I’m Goober Chuckehump lmao!
Thanks for the laugh
I had to laugh at Cheesey Dippinchunks……… sounds like a not so delicious kids snack………. lol!
Rachel xxx
My post is up a little early. My new name is Dinky ChuckleSniffer. That is hilarious. Thanks for making me smile with that post.
Dorfus ChickenButt reporting for duty
I’m snickle dippinsniffer.
Looking good. Of course what does Snooty Dippinfanny know.
I’m Snooty Dippindunkin.
If I use my alias I’m Dorfus Dippinchunks
My hubby becomes Dorky Battychunks
I’m not entirely sure this is a laughing matter. Hysterical would be more like it.
My real name yields: Dorfus Fricken Tush
Storyteller yields: Snooty Snickle Brains
Old Storyteller yields: Fluffy Snickle Brains
Methinks I prefer the 3rd option but they’re all funny. Thanks for sharing some smiles today. I’ve posted my 13th Smiley Saturday post at Small Reflections this morning. Hope you’ll find time to visit. Have a wonderful weekend!
Hugs and blessings,
Sloopy Farkle Face . . .
Well, I suppose I have been called worse . . .
BIG smiles here!
FAR AFIELD, at THE MANE POINT
Tootsie Chucklenose………
Or going by my maiden name I was Tootsie Bubbleboob!
Gosh, I guess I laugh like a kid… To this day I’m a “happy-go-lucky” kinda guy… At the movies, I’m the guy who’s still laughing even after the scene is over (don’t worry, I hold it in as much as possible so as not to disturb the other viewers).
Anyway, my new name came out to: Goober Chuckle-Hump :-p
Mine is Fluffy Gizzardhump or my maiden name yeilds Fluffy Farklechunks.
(Slowly defrosting after a day at the Junior Football / Netball carnival yesterday - man your part of the word is da-yum frizzin.)
Thanks everyone for joining in the fun. It’s given me lots of great laughs.