Smiley Saturday - Hope This Makes You Laugh
I was just thinking about looking for a funny clip on YouTube when the following email came into my inbox from my SIL. It fitted my plans for Smiley Saturday this week perfectly.
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE………
NICKNAMES
· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
·A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.
BATHROOMS
· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
· The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
· A woman has the last word in any argument.
· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
· A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
· A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
· A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!
I hope that made you laugh (or at least smile). 
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How true are all of those comments. Just shows you how different men and women truely are.
Good laugh thank you.
I’ve gone with some internets humour in my Smiley Saturday also.
LMFAO
Thanks for the giggles and smiles, Lightening
That’s cheered me up a lot… I needed some smile therapy thanks.
What makes this so funny is that at least from my perspective of being a man everything said about man is spot on…
Happy Saturday.
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Very funny and true.
Oh my gosh, that’s so funny. And so true.
I had fun reading this, it is soo true.
This is a very funny post. This is my first day on Smiley Saturday. I hope to participate every week. If nothing else there will be plenty of laughs.
Thanks for the chuckles. I enjoyed them all. I just published my 12th Smiley Saturday at Small Reflections … amazing how time flies ;–)
I’m supposed to be doing housework, but I’ve spent two hours now catching up on people’s blogs. I need a laptop that I can take away with me. Or I need to just never go away!
Great to hear you are feeling more like yourself. I’m so proud of you.
Thankyou for today. I really needed the encouragement.
Hugs.
Sharon
Haha, that bit about being “vaguely aware of short people” made me laugh. The bathroom statistics are a bit crazy!
If I went out to lunch it would be with babe, chick and biatch.
But that is just me. Oh and my favourite girl would be called something I don’t think you want google searches for.
If I call you names it means I love ya. Consider yourself name called
Glad it gave you all a laugh.
Eve - I’m sorry. I have tried to comment on your post but I’m still having trouble with blogger pop up comment boxes (and my cursor arrows aren’t solving it).
I hope you get this instead. Good for you for finding a way around a not so smiley time. That isn’t easy to do.
Kelley - so what name would you call me???
Your post just made my Monday. What a cheery way to start a day. I am glad I joined SS. My very first post is on: http://ptparungao.blogspot.com/2008/07/joining-smiley-saturday.html