The Honeymoon is Over
Image by Vincent J. Brown via FlickrI went to my personal training session today and someone had stolen my lovely trainer and replaced her with …… I’m not sure what!!!!
Do you KNOW what she said to me during our session today???? (No, of course you don’t know but you do realise I’m about to tell you don’t you?)
She told me to “suck it up”.
Can you BELIEVE that????? 
I was so shocked that had I been able to breathe I probably would have stopped breathing!!! (yeah, you’re probably going to have to read that sentence a few times to understand what I’m trying to say)
And here I’ve been going around telling everyone how NICE she is!!!!
ROFLOL (that’s “roll on the floor laughing out loud” for those of you who don’t “do” internet acronyms)
You know what I reckon?
She’s very, very cunning.
We’ll spend the first 12 sessions just easing her into it nicely and just when she’s totally addicted and can’t LIVE without seeing her personal trainer at least once a week…..
BAM!!!!!
Hit her hard!
Actually, it was kind of cool in a masochistic kind of way. 
What is it they say? No pain. No gain? And as she did kindly point out - the pain is only momentary.
We did some boxing which was just what I needed. And some ab work which was HARD (but which I also need). Who am I kidding? I need it ALL. LOL.
Maybe it was just a “session 13″ thing and next week we’ll be back to “nice”. 
Or maybe not.
* The picture of the cat? Nothing whatsoever to do with this post other than for some reason Zemanta offered it and it was too cute to refuse.
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Well the cat sure is cute, even if it has nothing to do with the post.
hehe. Had to happen sooner or later
lol
LOL now you’re stuck!
oh my, well it’ll do you good!
and the kitty is bery cute, takes your mind off the pain!
I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!
Nice. Indeed. Personal trainers aren’t nice. You have to have sadistic tendencies to become a personal trainer. Like dentists.
Jenn - I tossed up whether or not to include it. Wasn’t sure if it was too confusing. LOL.
Bettina - LOL. Why????
Jayne - It would seem that way. LOL.
Claire - I hope so. I guess that’s the whole idea. It’s probably taken her 12 sessions to get me to the point where I can even take a “real” session. LOL.
Sharon - ROFLOL. I can see you REALLY enjoyed saying that!!!!
You’re obviously still here. I still say she’s too nice to have sadistic tendencies. Some days I wonder if she bit off more than she bargained for when she agreed to train me.
You should expect a lot more “carrot and stick” (or Tim Tam and Stick if that metaphor works better for you). Kind enough to keep you coming back, nasty enough to motivate you to get fit.
Stuffy - definitely Tim Tam and stick!!!! Although how that fits with my “about time I lost some weight” challenge is questionable. LOL.
Thanks for letting us know what Zemanta does. that is so cool
Week 13 should be great. I know why i like yoga and Pilates, tough on abs too.
I think i think about joining the gym for another week or so
Suzie - I wrote a post about Zemanta on Lightening’s Blogworld if that’s any help.
http://www.lighteningsblogworld.com/2008/05/19/zemanta/
I totally LOVE it. It’s made my blogging life so much easier and better (well in my opinion).
Go and join the gym - you’ll be glad you did (providing you use it of course
).
Obviously your trainer realised you were ready for the next level, even if you didn’t. Even if she does ease off next week, that won’t last. Get ready for the hard slog.